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The latest Marvel movie is officially a box office flop. I have not seen it, but from what I read, 鈥溾�� as it鈥檚 called, became the latest target of the anti-woke crowd which launched a boycott to punish Disney for making a movie where the leads are all female.

Barbie became a target of the anti-wokeists for the same reason. But I鈥檓 leaving the woke angle alone here.

If there are people who prefer to sleep their way through life, knock yourselves out.

My problem with the Marvel Universe has nothing to do with politics. It鈥檚 about the physics.

First, full disclosure, I鈥檝e decided to embrace my role as a member of the aging boomer demographic and just say what I think about the evolution of the superhero genre.

So I鈥檒l just come out and say it: The fight scenes don鈥檛 make any sense.

There鈥檚 no military strategy, it鈥檚 just dueling energy beams that come from nowhere, and yet somehow can be contained in a human body. Or some hand-held medieval weapon.

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I saw a publicity shot from the latest film where one of the characters is shooting lightning bolts from her left hand, as she makes a fist with her right hand. If you can shoot lightning bolts, why do you need a fist?

At least in the old Superman days, there was a reason he was stronger 鈥� Earth had only a fraction of the gravity of his birth planet Krypton. I get that. That鈥檚 just science.

Wonder Woman was the daughter of Greek gods and raised in the Amazon so of course she鈥檚 mastered the Lasso of Truth.

But now 鈥� it鈥檚 all about the sheer amount of unexplained energy you can splash on the screen.

And I鈥檓 not buying it. When you shoot lightning from your hands, wouldn鈥檛 there have to be at least some scarring of the fingers? I鈥檓 ALSO not buying that the hero鈥檚 lighting bolts are somehow more powerful than the villain鈥檚 lightning bolts.

Why would that be?

And I don鈥檛 see how you can fly around at near-light speed without being burned to a crisp unless of course your costume was re-woven from the threads of a Kryptonian baby blanket.

So, that鈥檚 why I haven鈥檛 seen a superhero movie since the one where everyone turned into confetti.

I appreciate that superheroes want to save the world 鈥� but it has to be a world worth saving.

Instead 鈥� it鈥檚 a world full of these flying MMA crusaders with their arbitrary powers and literal firearms.

I will admit 鈥� it serves as a perfect metaphor for the ultimate consequences of the Second Amendment鈥�

But except for that 鈥� it can all turn to confetti.

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